Wanna see some magic?

Went to Staples to pick up some supplies, and came across this package of sharpies...



Perfectly sealed. But one sharpie missing?
Odd.

David Blaine was obviously here.

Oldie but Goodie

I've posted this before on my xanga.
But I can't help but post it again, it's that good.



You'll never look at a hand dryer the same.

none of that.

what chu got on dem geoducks?

hey hunny... is that a geoduck in your pocket?
or are you just happy to see me??


everyone knows what geoducks are...


slimy, penis-looking clams.


but what chu got on this "speedy" geoduck...


NOTHING!

FREE............Say What?!

WHAT: Universal CityWalk, Hard Rock Café and KIIS celebrate Asian pop sensation, BoA's debut US album release, "BoA," with a FREE performance by the superstar. She will be performing 2 songs from her new album, including "I did it for love" and "Eat you up." Prior to her performance, BoA will be donating music memorabilia to the Hard Rock Café at Universal CityWalk.

COST: FREE!

WHEN: Saturday, March 21
5:30 PM - Press Check-In
6:00 PM - BoA present Hard Rock Café w/ Memorabilia
6:30 PM - BoA Concert Performance

WHERE: Universal CityWalk @ Cinema Plaza Stage
1000 Universal City Plaza Universal City 91608

PARKING: Enter Universal Studios Blvd. off the 101 Freeway or Universal Hollywood Drive off Lankershim Blvd. Proceed to the PREFERRED PARKING LOT (Woody Woodpecker lot).

I WANNA GO!

Make it Rain

Damn.

nobody nobody, but you.